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Saturday, February 5, 2011

Sign Shift?!

So according to multiple websites and an avalanche of hype... 
These are the new signs:

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17   <<< what is this, may I ask? Why is this only added now?*
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20

I'm not entirely sure how this is going to work out now... I refuse to be a Capricorn. Aquarius for life. yeup. 
I'm hearing from various people that these signs only apply to people born after 2009... REALLY?
Then how does the public only start realizing this now? Some smartypants out there should have released this in 2008. The Earth's tilt can't change that much in 2 years. unless a huge comet smashes into Earth so hard half of our planet is destroyed and our entire orbit is changed. But then no one would be alive to care about the signs anyway.
My sister, however, is only 1 year old right now, following the rumors, she should be a Sagittarius. Whereas if the signs were just kept the same for the sake of convenience/no one cares enough/not that much media then she would be a Capricorn. Um. Complicated....
See now dearies, if we all used the very cool and awesome Chinese signs, nothing will change. I'm a pig, for example. Figuratively. If i were a real pig I wouldn't be typing. I think.

*weeeeelll, I did read about this in a book. A very interesting book which name does not exist in my brain. NO. I'M NOT A NERD. I DO NOT READ BOOKS ON ASTRONOMY FOR FUN. no offense if anyone does do that sorry sorry sorry. It was a very captivating novel which just happened to mention this and incorporate it into the amazing plot.

1 comment:

Colorfulness said...

Yes! I get what you mean! Cus I was a gemini, but now Im apparentyly a Taurus, which just isnt me at all!
But I was born in '95 , so does that mean I can keep my gemini-ness?
Doesnt matter, I think I will anyway. :D

and if I were a literal pig, then I would still be typing. for sure.
Btw, your sister sounds adorable!