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Sunday, January 31, 2010

And so it was...

So came to be, the first, and most important potato of the potato history, and to him God said, "One day, you will be the favourite food of many." And the potato was happy. He bragged to the turnips and carrots and peas and lettuce and yams about his conversation with God. The other veggies pouted and went back to sleep in the dirt, waiting for the first farmer to come by. Everyday the potato dreamed of his descendants being mobbed by the descendants of the first paparazzi, asking for autographs, wildly taking pictures. The potato, who eventually became known as "Starchy" had a son, whom he named, out of pure ingenious and originality, Chip. Chip also had many children of his own (with his sister (named Potato after their proud race) because that's what they do in all those situations). They were not a very creative bunch, so named all of their children a combination of their names: Potato Chip. And evolution began from there...

2 comments:

K. Waffle said...

I dont get it...XD

kitty<3 said...

lol, it's like the evolution of the potato chip.... it is really weird...